(Source: whippoorwont)

sansgod:

if boys hands worked the clit like they work video game controllers maybe the world would be a better place

(Source: milklotus)

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day

teen-heat:

the only time straight dudes care about sexual harassment is when gay guys come onto them

mattressblowoutsale:

im really high and I just asked th cashier for the bathroom key and he just handed me a spatula and I was like no man, like a key, for the bathroom, and he was like “thats the key” and In my head I was nervous like like “i dont know if i can open a door with this” but the key was attached to the end on a keyring

me n my turtle boyfriend

me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I shouldn’t have to choose between having a family and having a career. 

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I shouldn’t have to choose between having a family and having a career. 

(Source: manolomolini)

nasadad:

ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off

stephenhawqueen:

WE’VE WALKE D ON THE FUCKIGN MOON BUT I CANT WEAR SHORT S TO SCHOOL BECAUSE SOME GROSS 15 YEAR OLD WILL C;UM IN HIS PANTS IF HE SEES LEGS

(Source: unclefather)

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