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a stick and poke mermaid

a stick and poke mermaid

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why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.

k thanks can you go raise your family

"always apologize but never be sorry"

advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via literallygoth)

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do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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where i belong

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If you gonna pull away from a girl trying to kiss you after she gave you a blowjob then you don’t deserve that blowjob